My dad is a riot. The random things he texts or even says during one of our weekly conversations cracks me up. My BFF, Sammy, suggested I start blogging about the random, funny stuff he says. So this is the first installment of "Sh*t My Dad Says" (just like the blog, TV show, and book).
I sent my dad a text this morning: "Going for a run with my new triathlete friend. She's almost 40 and pretty hot. Too bad she has a boyfriend."
Dad: "You should try to break them up for me."
Me: "I dunno about that."
Dad: "Tell her you caught her boyfriend with a hooker."
Dad: "A male hooker."
Me: "OMG... You are such a freak."
Seriously, I have the greatest dad ever.